I'm so glad you're home because I am so confused by something that happened today. I went bra shopping and my old bra size doesn't fit me. I've worn the same size since I married your father years ago. You've seen my boobs, only in clothes or my swimsuit but tell me, do they seem bigger? I really need your help. I'm going to place this tape measure around my chest and you tell me what the... more

Every thing feels better without clothes on. If it were up to me I would be nude the whole day but the world doesn't work that way so our lifestyle is restricted to just our home. I think your son is picking up on the way we live because he sure likes to watch me clean house on my regular cleaning days. Oh yes, he is here right now watching me. So long as he keeps getting good grades in his... more

All I was looking for was something to take this headache away. I thought the bottle of blue pills were aspirin or something equivalent but no, I had to stumble upon my dads Viagra. I instantly got a perma boner that wouldn't go away no matter that I jacked off four times. I was reading on the internet that if my boner didn't go away in a certain amount of time I would have to go to the ER.... more

I don't want you to feel left out of any sex ed you may not be getting in real life situations so let me take this opportunity to explain a woman to you. I don't think you are getting enough interaction with women and maybe if I show you ways you can please a woman, you will feel more confident in your abilities. You are at the age where you should be going on lots of dates like my own son... more

When did you become such a damn snoop? Do you know where your sister sticks that vibrator that you have in your hand? Of course you know where that thing goes which is probably why I just caught you with it. I should tell her and your father about this or I could take matters into my own hands the way it should be done to teach you a lesson. Remove your pants and lay across my lap. You... more